Meet me in Tokyo, or just say “hi”

Despite being a bit of a her­mit, I do like peo­ple in gen­er­al and would prob­a­bly enjoy hear­ing from you. Bonus points if you’re into funk and can slip in some qual­i­ty dick jokes.

By far the eas­i­est way to get my atten­tion is to @ me on the twat­ter. If your mes­sage has any­thing at all to do with GMB, you can do us both a huge favor by con­tact­ing me through the GMB con­tact form, where actu­al pro­fes­sion­als get paid to know the best way to help you.

If you’re gonna be vis­it­ing Tokyo and wan­na meet up or if you just wan­na be email pen­pals, this Bud’s for you:

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  • Send cook­ies or oth­er gifts ℅ GMB at PO Box 15197 Mill Creek, WA 98082.
  • Fair warn­ing that I’m not a huge fan of email, so my assis­tant han­dles most of my replies; a cou­ple times a week, she’ll show me any­thing interesting/important.
  • For the love of what­ev­er deities you may believe in, do not try to mes­sage me on any social media plat­form besides Twat­ter unless we’re already friends IRL.
  • Seri­ous­ly, any mes­sages that are even slight­ly work-relat­ed need to go through GMB if you want a prompt and/or accu­rate response.

All those caveats aside, I swear to you that I am real­ly a nice and approach­able per­son, so please don’t let any of this dis­cour­age you from mak­ing con­tact.