This is the ever-evolving list of things I consider true:
There is always a better way.
If you have to try too hard, you’re doing something wrong.
Nobody is smart enough to be wrong 100% of the time.
The large print giveth, and the small print taketh away.
When you make an assumption, you just make an ass of yourself. Please don’t bring me into it.
The more you do what you’ve always done, the more you’ll get what you’ve always had.
One night in Bangkok makes a hard man humble.
The truth doesn’t need you to believe it.
You only live until you die.
He who laughs last, probably didn’t really get the joke.