How it was that Unicorns came to Accidentally Invent Water

Names made of water, fingers made of glass -
Horny Unicorny fucked the pussy in the ass.
The pussy said, “Excuse me, you’re a little premature.
You’ve got to get me wet before you get to hear me purr.”
The unicorn said, “Hey Kitty, let me tell you something true:
the little hen don’t want it, but the cock, he doodle do.”
So Kitty clawed his eyes out, broke his horn, and stole his cash -
names made of water, fingers made of glass.

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