Category Archives: Verse

Roses

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Blankets make me hot, and so do you.

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How it was that Unicorns came to Accidentally Invent Water

Names made of water, fingers made of glass - Horny Unicorny fucked the pussy in the ass. The pussy said, "Excuse me, you're a little premature. You've got to get me wet before you get to hear me purr." The unicorn said, "Hey Kitty, let me tell you something true: the little hen don't want it, but the cock, he ...

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The End

So we’re finished now. Can you tell me how to continue a life on my own of which you were a part? With just half my heart. Now we’re divided; I'll be fine, provided I don’t have to see you around. I’ll be missing you, but I don’t want to continue with something that isn’t a ...

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